1. I now have an iPhone. I'm embarrased to say that. I suppose it's because I hear people(read Nerds) gush about how awesome it is and I want to punch them. It's as irritating as if they were to profess thier love for the new PentiumVII processor and it's awesome power*.
To be honest, I want the iPhone to put its dick in me. I love it that much. I'm officially a nerd bottom. Good news is it has a camera and video so I'll be updating the blog with real pictures and videos. Assuming I remember I can do these things when stuff happens. I'll practice now:
As you can se nothing was just happening but I tried to put on a dumb face anyway.
2. I started taking the classes to get my Real Estate License. The first class was yesterday. It was actually really interesting. I think I'll enjoy going. Plus if I can do it part time and put some extra cash in my pocket that never hurts either.
3. I don't think I've mentioned anything past listing in in my "Goals" post but I'm trying to learn the violin. I'll make this a separate post (hopefully soon) to explain the details.
4. Some dude went crazy and killed a bunch of people in a gym near here. Ok not so noteworthy bad but he had a blog and I read it .
You can too: http://www.nypost.com/seven/08052009/news/nationalnews/full_text_of_gym_killers_blog_183111.htm.
Scary part is he didn't sound like a bad guy(besides that whole killing thing). He just seemed depressed and didn't have anyone to help get him back on track. Not that I would have volunteered.
I noticed while reading his stuff that I was just feeling more and more sorry for him and I started feeling depressed. WOW what a black hole of hope! He sucked the life out of me after he was dead! Fuck that guy. After reading the blog and thinking about how I felt I realized no matter what kind of pep talk someone gave him or if he had the best wing man in the world this guy was going down one way or another**.
I do give the guy props though for naming everyone in his life he hated and giving all the details (including addressed and phone numbers) LOL. That was a nice little "Fuck You" from the grave. I'm glad I don't go to a gym. I can't imagine how shitty it would be to die for being somewhere I didn't want to be in the first place. I'm picturing it now:
Gurgle Gurgle
Should've just watched family guy on the couch tonight
Gurgle Gurgle
Fuck Mens Health
Gurg..............
*I despise the use of the word powerful to describe inanimate objects. You might as well call it "Big Magic". A computer processor won't do shit unless someone programs it to do something. While I'm digressing, I also hate the use of the word product to describe invesment options that firms offer. It's not a fucking product! If anything you should call the return from the investment the product. Vehicle is a little more accurate. As in it takes your money from one place (0% interest) to somwhere else (6% interest). But interest rates are not actual places. If you have to use metaphor to describe what's happening to you're money "Big Magic" works just fine. It's all imaginary anyway.
**This is probably just my way of justifying not wanting or being willing to help him out. Why feel bad myself when I can just write him off as a lost cause. Apparently this is a mental process he was missing. If only he realized that all the girls that rejected him were obviously lesbos. It sounds pretty crude I admit, but when looking at the results of internalizing your negative feelings, calling unknowing strangers names seems much more civilized than shooting them. Skiddoooo!
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