I was supposed to go to West Virginia to go camping with a large group of friends for the 4th of July. I went to the pre-trip picnic with these friends on Friday and managed to get so bombed that I missed the caravan in the morning. I woke up on my living room floor David Hasslehoff style with a half eaten kraut dog spilled all over my face and rug.
After making a few frantic calls I realized through the hangover haze that I was not going to go to West Virginia. However I did recall a message on my cell from my mother the night before that said my younger brother would be in town for "some anime event" and I should try and meet up with him. Which brings me to the next noteworthy topic:Anthrocon and the FURRIES!
I know what your thinking. Awesome*! People dressed as animals and having freaky sex and pooping in litterboxes and floors. That's what I thought and is the reason why I was so excited to get in on the action. Minus the animal costumes and pooping. Well ok, I don't care about that either as long as I stay shit free in the process. But the hard truth is your imagination is probably highly overstating the sexual desire you're going to have once you see them.
The average person was about 18-21 (insert chicken hawk noise here). But I couldn't help but notice that most seemed to slump and look at the floor while walking around. Not because they are impersonating some type of ground feeding animal but because of years of torment for being unathletic or ugly in high school. The idea of not being a human anymore started to make sense.
I'm tired of typing about this but I think you can get the picture of the atmospehere. Oh! and there is tons of half animal/half human gay porn if that's your thing.
After the convention I went to another picnic and...(Please see above for results).
*If you're not thinking Awesome! we will have very little in common.
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